angelwingsandplaid:

caslikesbutts:

                                      At the End of the Book
        A Companion to Twist and Shout by deerstiel and casinpanties

                          “True love stories never have endings…”
                                             - Richard Bach

 

Time moved differently in heaven. Fast and then slow, backwards and then forwards. On occasion, no time seemed to pass at all. No one aged, no one died. For most of the souls that rested there, every passing minute, hour, and week was similar or the same as another. Nothing changed. Everything was always the same.

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OH THANKS FOR THIS LIKE I WAS FINALLY GETTING OVER T&S AND NOW THIS SHIT AND THANKS NOW I’M CRYING AGAIN AND I HATE EVERYTHING.

I’M AFRAID.

thedramaticsneeze:

daughteroftheironman:

the-internet-addict:

TOM HIDDLESTON CHALLENGE

→ Your favorite interview moment ► ‘That’s your ass? I’m so sorry’

How did he not notice the difference between their asses

Because Jeremy’s ass is as amazing as Scarlett’s.

Fact

sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

fluent-in-fuckery:

papapres:

Oh yeah Dean, you’re as straight as an arrow.

Not to mention his totally hetero and bashful greeting to the Doctor.

Ghostfacers - swearing

raggedycass:

This gif is a really accurate summary of my life

best-of-funny:

X

50-shades-of-gil:

notreallyvriska:

the-hungriest-games:

This is why I still have faith in humanity.

tumblr user the-hungriest-games gives us all a humanity lesson

aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

allonsy221b:

heresyourhost:

If inconvenient, reblog anyway.

Could be dangerous

3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

sodamnrelatable:

People be like

“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

“Send food”

“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

“Omg, Satan is so funny!”

“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

“Hitlers a badass!”

“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

“sister, that’s fashion”

and just walked away